Once Alive. Now Dead.

Once Alive. Now Dead.

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Towns (A Right to Land)
Certain Angles, Certain Light
Lesser Known Demons
SLEC
The No Legs Town
Here, everyone has the benefits of a veteran but tries to stay away from the Veterans’ Hospital.
May 28 • Andrew Richmond
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She says, “You don’t have the horsepower,” and I fall asleep on the phone.
May 28 • Andrew Richmond
Wolves
I wake up next to a woman and send her for cigarettes.
May 27 • Andrew Richmond
The Opt Out Town
Nobody in this town is important.
May 27 • Andrew Richmond

April 2026

Terms of Reference
A committee is hereby established.
Apr 19 • Andrew Richmond
Let Me Tell You Something
On my last day of work I said to work, Today is my last day.
Apr 6 • Andrew Richmond
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A lady at work knows someone who named their child Memphis and some coworkers want to know why and some coworkers say they don’t even want to know.
Apr 6 • Andrew Richmond
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A lady whose husband has a responsibility to protect the President.
Apr 2 • Andrew Richmond
The Hanging Town
Everyone in this town hangs always by the neck.
Apr 1 • Andrew Richmond

March 2026

Blood Work
There are people in the office responsible for blood.
Mar 21 • Andrew Richmond
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A man always referring to blood as bio when he tells stories about working the checkpoint.
Mar 20 • Andrew Richmond
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I pull into the parking lot at work the same time as an obese man.
Mar 13 • Andrew Richmond
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